You know your life has completely changed when the following three events occur in one day:
1. You are wiping poop off the wall that you have no idea how it got there.
2. 20 minutes after you change a diaper, you realize there is still poop under your fingernails that you have to go scrub...really, how does that happen? I swear I use wipes!
3. You get showered and excited to go out...oh, but wait, going "out" means going to the doctor to get your flu shot.