Anyone catch Oprah on Valentine's Day? What about other friend's blogs, emails, etc talking about how "I have the sweetest husband on the Earth. He did this and that and surprised me with all sorts of things for Valentine's Day. I just have the best husband, ever. I love you, honey!"
Who are these men? Why don't I know any? I can say with a fair amount of certainty that Jereme had no idea Valentine's Day passed. (Ok, I'll let him off the hook, considering he spent most of the 13th and 14th puking in the bathroom) But, the beauty of our relationship is that he knows I really don't care anyways. Although, I do keep reminding him that we might want to put on an "act" in a few years for this holiday so we don't screw our sons up for future relationships (even more than we probably will).
So here is my attempt:
I have the best husband in the world. He surprised me on Valentine's Day by leaving me the grossest bathroom known to man. I was so shocked and happy, I couldn't even speak. Thank you honey, I love you so much!