To my neighbors:
I know this is just one thing on a list of many that we probably need to apologize to you about. I never dreamt I'd be a big, ol' pregnant gal running around in nothing but a tank top with not even a bra on underneath, for crying out loud. You'll just have to suffer through the next 75 days with me. I'll suffer through chasing 2 toddler boys in the heat of Kansas summer and well, you'll just have to suffer through watching me do it in a not-very-flattering-yet-keeps-me-somewhat-cool tank top.