Round 3 (I think)
*We DO NOT pee off the play equipment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*We DO NOT pee in the park. Find a bush for some privacy, for cryin' out loud!
*No, you may not lick my tongue.
*Boys, if you don't stop spitting on each others bottoms, your shower is DONE!
*No sword fighting with your forks.
*(While trying to remain calm and composed)Boys, we do NOT scale the side of the deck and stairs.
--Mind you, they scaled the OUTER portion of the stairs and deck so that they ended up 12 feet off the ground, above a concrete slab, hanging on with one hand while trying to push each other off with their free hand. God help me, please.
*For the 1,002nd time, if you are going to potty outside FIND SOME PRIVACY. DO NOT pee in the middle of driveway.
****Do you see a pattern emerging??? Someone help me here; I just can't fathom the thought of another move so soon, but we certainly belong OUTSIDE the city limits, don't we??****