The boys have acquired a new skill. Here are a few clips from convos:
Me: Jorden, what just happened?
J: I hit him with my fishing pole.
Me: Go throw it in the trash.
J: I don't want to.
Me: Bummer, you hit him, it's gone.
J: When I get big and you get little, I am going to throw all your toys in the trash.
Isaac: You let me have a piece of candy or I'll scream and wake up the baby.
Jorden: I want some juice or I am going to be really mean to you.
Isaac or Jorden: You let me (insert anything a 3.5 year old boy might want to do that is inappropriate) or I am going to (insert anything from bite you to run away).
My response to any and all of the above: Do what you need to do...my policy is the same as the USA's...I don't negotiate with terrorists.