Sunday, March 1, 2009

Only at Wal-mart

You know, surely you know, by now that I only go to Wal-mart when it is absolutely, no other option, I just gotta do it necessary. I was there today. And, only at Walmart:

* Will you not be able to find any parking spot, except one in the middle of the parking lot between two semi trucks, minus their tractor-trailers.

* Can you see a large and not perky (if you get my drift) woman in a clinging white t-shirt with no bra.

* Do you stand in line behind a couple that screams at one another about the different purchases in their cart, along with why their first two credit cards were declined at payment, dropping the F-bomb at least 10 times and calling upon our Lord at least half a dozen times (and not in a Southern Baptist Church revival manner!) all while their approximately 10-year-old daughter stands there.

I'm just sayin'.

3 comments:

Kristy said...

I love reading your Walmart stories. I wish you would go more often so that I could read more of them :)

Cricketchirp said...

Ew, just ew. The only thing better would have been if braless chick would have been carrying around a nursing baby without a cover! ~shudder~

And bf'ing nazis, I did the whole extended nursing thing ;)

Anonymous said...

I agree..I think you should go at least once a week b/c it is always good for a laugh (or several!)
Stacia