* You can force your sweet children to give each other a hug and a kiss each night before bed but that doesn't stop them from pushing one another down as soon as the hug is over.
* I am not sure how households with all boys ever stay completely intact. I guess we'll get nice, new furniture in oh, say, 18 years when the kids leave home.
* Taking 2 almost 2-year-olds to the ob/gyn to give a urine specimen is not an ideal activity suited for everyone staying calm and on task.
* In the above scenario, something else to avoid would be letting a 3-legged cat into the lobby of the doctor's office. But, if you do, in hindsight, it will seem much wiser to go put your children in the car first before trying to chase down that 3-legged cat with the help of your children.
Thank God for Veggie Tales!
Some days are just like that...